Saturday, July 27, 2013
Nak kahwin umur 30. Itu aku pasti.
creeping crapping by tasha hasnan tick tock 5:53 AM 0 criticisors
Monday, April 15, 2013
Don't laugh, this is serious shit.
I have the most terrifying experience yesterday. And it still freaks me out, even today!
It was lunch, and mama masak macam biasa. Aku baru lepas mandi, so aku turun bawah ajak nenek makan sekali. So there was me, my little sister who I called baby, and nenek. Aku senduk nasi and baby buka tudung saji. And we saw "ayam goreng" but it was all bones and small. I thought that's a new way for mama to cut the ayam, maybe to just cook the bones, and the meat is for other dishes that she might cook for other meals.
So we ate. I have a strange feelings the moment the "ayam" gotten into my oesophagus. I notices it but I was too hungry to even care. But everything was all messed up. After I ate those "ayam" I lost my apetite. I put on too much ketchup on my rice, I shaked the table too much. I was handing my grandma her glass of water, but it slipped from my fingers. Pecah lah gelas tu apa lagi. It was strange. But I'd go through those situations anyway.
Dah siap siap kemas meja, my father came down. And he said "Boleh ke nenek makan "burung" tu?" and it startled me....... burung.... BURUNG.....BURUNG...BURUNG?!!!!
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST ATE?!! IT'S A FREAKING BIRDDD!!! how can I ate a freaking bird?! And how didn't I notice the small figure and the less meat with more bones!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I went straight upstairs and brushed my teeth, and I hurt myself when my gum started bleeding. Oh god, I cried.... Due to severe displeasing taste, and I'm totally disgusted, and I just can't stop imagining in my mind of a bleeding headless little bird on a pan..........
I sat in my room, crying like a baby, and I swore that I will never ate anything in my entire life! And my mom came, laughing... Dia cakap, dia pun geli nak basuh burung tu. And I cried even more, cause she didn't told me... And she sat beside me, rubbing my throats. "alah.. adik bukan makan benda haram pun. dah dah jangan ingat, jom makan ice cream?"
At the moment, the sound of vanila choc ice cream doesnt excite me too much, until i finished my crying, yep i went downstairs. BUT I DIDNT WENT INTO THE KITCHEN. Cause I swear the bleeding headless bird is still on my mind. So I went to the fridge and took the ice cream.
p/s: I did try sucking out my throat, but it ended up bad.......
p/s/p/s: don't even try it....... -.-
creeping crapping by tasha hasnan tick tock 12:52 PM 2 criticisors
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Kepastian
Nak sangat tahu.
creeping crapping by tasha hasnan tick tock 9:11 PM 1 criticisors
p.s : bitches, this is my actual words. i didnt copy paste like you did ;)